Hello there..i am married and wanna stay married so im just lookin for fun in south texas, rgv, if u wanna just chat thats fine with me too im a good listener, im h/w/p. and funny or so ive been told, damn i hope i wasnt lied to or im in trouble!

My Ideal Person dicreet, funny, lively, doesnt need to to be a beauty queen looks not important, well yeah they are, but to an extent yanno humor is where its at, smart & married/single dont matter but must be discreet, Intellectual, out-spoken, someone who isn't too shy. H/W proportionate, considers herself attractive and emotionally independent..oh yeah did I mention Discreet..heh..oh yeah, i did...bye!

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Tell one of your favorite sexual fantasies. Don't hold back!:
dont really fantasize much, i guess i might be thinking
of the sect next door but, i dont know theyre to cliche'
i like real world stuff

What location do you fantasize about for a sexual encounter?:
My desk at work, An elevator

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Threesomes, depends on the person im with

Ever fantasized about having sex with a celebrity? Who? What turns you on about them?:
nope, not really

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I've tried it, but it's just not the same.

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